Word to the wise

Dont believe what people tell you. Dont go to college! it is really bad for you, even worse then drugs. go ahead, snort that coke, inject that heroin...nothing can be worse than what college does to you.

As a result of college i am now addicted to gambling, and a borderline alcoholic. I drink atleast 3 times a week, and when i'm thirsty, i reach into the fridge and grab a beer. There is a ridiculous amount of hard liqour in my room, and we've already got like 5 trophies. I was also introduced to online poker, and i cant stop playing now. I started playing with real money...i went up $19 then proceeded to go down $18. Yet i havent learned to count your losses and pack it up...no, my parents told me never to quit, so i wont rest till all my money is gone. And kids, stay away from marijuana, enough said. Oh, and the food sucks something awful. I'm pretty sure food isnt supposed to make you feel like you are receiving a constant enema...just kidding it's not that bad...no, but really, the food is awful. I also think i'm in love with my background...i dont care if it's pathetic, cause i've got nothing else going for me right now.

I know they try and play college off like you'll learn lots in class, but dont listen. The class that you do actually go to isnt even worth it. And i go to the 2nd ranked public university in the country...i'd hate to see what it's like in a crappy school like tech or something...

I write these words of wisdom while playing another online poker tourny at 1 in the morning, since both my classes are cancelled tomorrow.
take these words to heart, and learn from them...it may be too late for me, but there's still time to save yourself

p.s i just lost in that poker tourny i was playing in...